mooseyawn:

“I don’t belong.
After a while,
That starts to wear on you.”

People are getting murdered again.

daedricprincess:


meliapond:


omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit


#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely

daedricprincess:

meliapond:

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit

#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely

obliteratedheart:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

people who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

[source] Rachel Miner at Asylum4

mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.